Husband vs wife
(Wife calls husband)
Wife:please were are u?
Husband: am in the bank.
Wife: my love, my brother every thing ,can I ask u for a favour?
Husband: yes what is it?
Wife:I need #15000 to make my hair.
Husband: hahahaha baby I mean I am in the bank of a river,should I buy fish 4 u
(The wife angrily switched off his phone)