police arrested you
Police arrested you and collected your phone, a text msg came in saying; "Abeg if U dey come... buy me one AK-47 nd 4-Bullets make we take do night things".
How do you explain to the police that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4-Energy drinks (Bullets).
To make matters worse, your friend's name is ROBERT but you saved it as ROB-1.
What will you do to convince a Nigerian Policeman? ? ?
As for me, I'll commit suicide right away??