A neighbour has been using his neighbours WI-FI and felt sorry after he become a born again christain, he sent an SMS message to his neighbour in which he wrote
"Sir I have been using your wife for sometime now. I truelly sorry my actions and will pay you in full should you demand that I do so"
The man called in his wife to question her which led to a fight. The man demanded that the wife must leave his house while the matter was on and SMS from the neighbour came through,
""Sir, I wanted to type WI-FI and not wife please"
Lesson; check your spellings before sending please.