The Sudden Demise of Mr Goat on a New Year Eve!!
With deep sense of lost, we regret to announce the untimely death of our father, brother, uncle & friend Mr Goat who was purposely slaughtered by the abatoirs in Lagos. His remains will be converged to butchers table for post modern operation. Among the sympathizers that will accompany the corpse are Dr Water, Engr Pepper, Prof. Pounded Yam, Arch. Onions, Sis Maggi JP, Pastor Salt, Evangelist Ginger, Barr Tomatoes, Mr Oil & above all Maddam Egusi in the Stomach local government Area of the State.
May His gentle meat rest in the bosom of the Toilet.