You know you’re from Nigeria when…?
You know you are from Nigeria when your dad wears flip-flops that looks exactly like this.
You know you from Nigeria when you ve had a terrible cough attack from the pepper your mum is cooking in the kitchen.
When you answer a question with another question.
You know you are from Nigeria when you count the cash you withdrew from the ATM just to be sure.
You know you are from Nigeria when you are at least 20 minutes late to events.
When you expect to eat jollof rice at any event/party you attend.
You know you are from Nigeria when your kitchen cabinet or behind your door is filled with reusable nylons and poly bags.
When you call someone you have never met or nowhere related to you ‘Aunty’ or ‘uncle’.
You are from Nigeria when you have a village.
You know you are from Nigeria when you have relatives who in simple terms you can't explain how they are related to you.
When greeting of elders is over-emphasized and you could get seriously reprimanded for not doing so.
You know you are from Nigeria when you have once tried to recharge your phone airtime by permutating numbers.
When you have never visited a dentist.